Totally not being invited to my next seder

The pissed off leader of Iran is at it again, refusing to hand over items that enable the capability to create nuclear weapons. We here at The Skim think they should offer him Park Place and maybe a blank Scrabble tile to seal the deal. But alas the world does not work like a boardgame so I guess we are forced to send over the unstoppable combination of Catwoman and Daredevil to do the job. And if Halle Berry and Ben Affleck can't stop a dangerous terrorist from destroying the world, then life is not worth living anyway. Ahmadinejad had this to say...

"Do you think you are dealing with a 4-year-old child to whom you can give some walnuts and chocolates and get gold from him?"

In Iran, do 4-year-old children run around with nukes and gold and offer them for candy? No wonder why things are so messed up over there.

No Thanks [CNN]