Your wife is nice. I like.

In an attempt to lose an election, but gain the affection of a stone cold sandwich manhandler, Hillary Clinton's Republican challenger John Spencer had this to say regarding his opponent

Hillary Clinton looks much different now, he chalked it up to "millions of dollars" of "work"
"She looks good now," he said.
"You ever see a picture of her back then? Whew"

Chew on this [DAILYNEWS]

Barack attack

Barack Obama has recently hinted that he is contemplating a run for the Presidency in 2008. A position that adulterer lover Hillary Clinton and perenial loser John Kerry have already hinted at running for. Which decapitated head will win is up to you. And if you think this story isn't big news. Obama is black. Yes. Black.

Triple threat match [ABCNEWS]

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of underage males

Former republican representitive Mark Foley, notorious for flirting with underage male helpers, apparently singled out just the 'hot" pages to engage in disgusting conversation with. Said one page

Foley hinted about a job opportunity "because I was a hot boy"

You there with the acne, you'll never make it here in Washington [ABCNEWS]

I win, I win, I wi....

If this isn't newsworthy, then nothing is

Bin Laden supports republicans

REPUBLICAN ELECTION 2006 CAMPAIGN AD

Work hard, rape harder

Russian President Vladamir Putin had this to say regarding allegations that Israeli President Moshe Katsav had raped as many as ten different women.

"What a mighty man he turns out to be! He raped 10 women - I would never have expected this from him. He surprised us all - we all envy him!"

Did I say envy? I meant profusely condemm horrific actions [BBCNEWS]

Shalom means no [REUTERS]