If you build it, they can't come

In a constant effort to out-do the Chinese, the U.S. senate today approved a plan to build a 370 mile wall along the Southern border. Many positive aspects of building this gigantic wall include Mexican immigrants can't cross over into America. Many negative aspects include Mexican immigrants can't cross back over into Mexico. My only suggestion is to have the illegal immigrants build the wall from the Mexican side so they can politely block themselves out when they are finished. What to do when Mongolians mistake us for China and start breaking down the wall is still entirely up for debate.

Laying The Bricks [AP]