Early Bird Special

According to a local report in the apparently disgunsting state of Florida, sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at one popular retirement community. The report featured one woman at the shocking age of 80.

"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'"

Ew. Doctors blame Viagra, a lack of sex education, no risk for pregnancy, and the guy ten pictures below for the increase in sexually transmitted diseases in the community. Ew.

The shocking truth [LOCAL6.COM]