Guaranteed or your sanity back

Controversial religious broadcaster Pat Robertson announced today his premonition for the rest of 2006. It is his belief that recent natrual disasters such as hurricane Katrina were caused by the acceptance of rampant homosexuality in the United States and that more of these natural disasters are soon to come. The christian rightwing radical boldly declared...

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms... there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Any man who hears voices in his head and is on record that he believes 9/11 was caused by pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, and lesbians has got to be telling the truth. Gays and lesbians maybe not, but pagans definately.

Hurricane Clay Aiken [FOXNEWS]