Hugging It Out

In order to stop the potential dropping of an atomic bomb which would no doubt result in massive hysteria and for some reason a monkey throwing his own poo, the United States of America has decided to deal with its dangerous enemy by blowing the country into obliv... wait what? They want to talk it out first? From what i've learned from playing mario brothers games, you can easily deal with a big bomb by sneaking up behind it and pushing the b buttom 3 times, so either way we should be fine.

Stopping The Bomb [NYTIMES]